Predestination

(from Adam4d.com)

Clickbait for Calvinists

Nailed it.

(via Facebook)

Meet the modern 'Good Samaritan'

(via Young Americans for Liberty)

'I Am the Very Model of a Biblical Philologist'

About the only line I understood was, "And proved the Philistines were almost certainly Canadian." Still, I thought this was pretty funny.


(via Dave Black Online)

Shallow small group

Because when things get too deep, people drown.

Thinking of starting a family? It's kind of like this...

'All About That Grace' (parody)

It's hard to believe fall is almost here...

The Modern Seminarian

Whether you have attended seminary or not, you will enjoy Lyndon Unger's hilarious version of the Gilbert and Sullivan classic song "Modern Major General."

Would You Like Your Psalms Read?

(from Go Comics)

The Perfect Barbie for Homeschoolers

Imagine the hours of entertainment your little ones will get out of the new Homeschool Barbie:

As homeschooling has grown in popularity, there's a Barbie™ to meet every need. The Protestant Christian version comes with a miniature Bible (the complete King James version!) and will recite Scripture verses when her hand is pressed. Catholic Homeschool Barbie™ wears a crucifix, chapel veil, and can lead your children in praying the Rosary (in your choice of Latin or English) when her hands are placed together. Secular Homeschool Barbie™ comes complete with a grain mill and Birkenstocks™, and shares her favorite home remedies & recipes with a pat on the back. All three dolls include a variety of Math curricula with manipulatives and chalkboards with tiny real chalk!

And what would a teacher be without students? Children for Homeschool Barbie™ are available in a variety packs of seven girls & boys ranging in age from four to ten, in your choice of matching or non-matching outfits. (Cloth-diapered infants & toddlers sold separately)

Contrary to popular belief, we homeschooling families do have a sense of humor. :)

(via Facebook)

They'll Know We Are Christians by Our Love

But they'll still hate us, as this headline from The Onion suggests:

Local Church Full of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town's Poor Every Week

Things Christians (Including Some Calvinists) Say

North Korea Defeats Calvinism

A Quick, Hassle-Free Way to Get Through Security

We are called to share the gospel, so that's exactly what we should do. If someone wishes to listen to what we have to say, all the better. But if it happens to get us through a security checkpoint more quickly, that's fine, too.


I wonder if anyone has tried this at the airport.

(via LewRockwell.com)

Amazing Grease

(via Go Comics)

The Evangelist Is No Stranger to Hostility

Proverbs 18:19

(from the Bureau of Communication)

Luther Insult Generator

Looking for a great comeback? Check out the Luther Insult Generator.

A Covenantal Time Travel Conundrum

Suppose I had access to a time machine. If I were to travel back in time to witness Old Testament events like the parting of the Red Sea or the fall of Jericho, would I still be under the New Covenant while visiting the past?

Yeah, I know it's silly, but random thoughts like this tend to pop into my head when I watch Doctor Who.