Thursday, May 21, 2009

If You Won't Believe the Bible Due to a "Lack of Evidence"...

...why not be consistent?

According to Tominthebox News Network, a 37-year-old man has debunked his own birth:
    "All of the so-called records of my birth have been completely destroyed. I performed research at the hospital and all that remains are copies of copies of copies of all the original paperwork. And these copies are not even on paper, but on microfilm that must be printed to get a paper copy. When I print out the copies, they are not always clear. So to believe I was really born to this woman and man at this hospital, I would have to believe that this information stored on this film was actually created from real documents from the time of my so-called birth and signed by my so-called mother and my so-called father over 37 years ago and somehow preserved through time. I can't even find last month's electric bill in my house, and I'm supposed to believe that some disinterested parties have taken the time to preserve my birth records from 37 years ago?"

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